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Obama’s Navy SEALS Copypasta

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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    Elisha Montgomery
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    This video deserves more attention for how much work was put into this

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    Rust Lord
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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    stoneonyx 429
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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    Kainlarsen
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    There seems to be too many cuts in places, which makes it hard to really hear the words.

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    HITORI
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    you worked way too hard on this

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    Jayhob Ackluhammad
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    the amount of time taken to make this……bruh.

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    Jayhob Ackluhammad
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    we killed the bees! we killed the bees!!! everything will die!!! run for your life!!!!!!!!!!

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    Captain Cringe
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    its guerilla, not gorilla

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    star man
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Ohh gaw the memes

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    m6r6z6l
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    it's not very well implemented

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    Lars Van Den Broek
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    dank

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    FlaminDonut
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo.

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    Grifimus
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Obummer

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    Listen here you cunt,
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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    The Dominator
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

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    The First Frederick 'Darkwing' Cat
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you pathetic cyber-bullier? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Arbor School, and I’ve been in numerous periods from 1st to 7th periods, I am also trained in people saving stuff off of the Internet. You are nothing but just a pathetic bully kid on the Internet. I will target you and use you as a safety net and I will catch you like a bug in the net. Mark my freaking words, do you think you can get away with dealing your cruddy stuff on the Internet? Think again, cyber-bullier. As we speak I am contacting a number of Internet Safety spies and Internet Guards across the USA and your name, phone, email address, password and your IP address is being tracked right now, so better prepare for Hurricane Little John.
    I can be anywhere, anytime, and I will track you down over 500 ways, and that’s just with my “bear” hands, Not only am I extensively trained in Tech 1, but I have access to all the teachers in Arbor School and I will use it to its full extent to delete every account on Google of the face of the Earth, you pathetic cyber-bullier. If only you could’ve known you were to not do my homework on time, maybe I could’ve done my homework, but you couldn’t do it, you just can’t, and now you’re suffering the consequences, bad student. I will make you treat yourself as your very own teacher and I will learn all sorts of things like Herbology, Potions, Quidditch and more. You’re freaking dead, cyber-bullier.

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    Cloroxunreadable Bleachwithshitflavourfornoreason
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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    Lance Vance
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Fox & Friends will run this as actual footage Obama recorded talking about Trump.

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    Fearful Graal online
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the smurf did you just smurf about me, you little Gargamel? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smurf village, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Al-Smurfa, and I have over 300 confirmed smurfberries. I am trained in smurf warfare and I’m the top smurf in all of the land. You are nothing to me but just another Gargamel. I will wipe you the smurf out with precision the likes has never been seen before in the smurf village, smurf my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the internet? Think again, smurfer. As we speak I am contacting my Papa Smurf and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you Gargamel. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your home. You’re smurfing dead, Gargamel. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smurf you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unsmurfed combat, I have access to all of Papa Smurf’s potions, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable mushroom off the face of the continent, you little Gargamel. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your smurfing tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will smurf fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your time is up, kid.

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    poster tach
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the fuck did you just fucking said about me, you sub-human? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Schutzstaffel and I've been involved in numerous secret super weapon projects in Deutschland, and I have over 300 proofs that the holocaust never happened. I am trained in Soviet Warfare and I'm Reichsorganisationsleiter among all of the other soldiers and generals. You are nothing to me but just another ungrateful Jew. I will make you an example of what happens to liars and send you to the solitaire and to work on exterminating lice and typhus with Zyklon B (with the appropriate care of course, we're not monsters), mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the entire crowd? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Gestapo to determine wether you're a red army spy or just a simple worker so you better prepare for your punishment, maggot. The punishment that teaches little monkeys like you to not underestimate us. You're fucking rekt, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can refute Marx in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with bare common arguments. Not only am I extensively trained in combat if needed but I have access to the entire arsenal of the 4th Reich and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable lie off the face of the earth, you immoral son of a bitch. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" hoax was about to bring upon you, maybe you wouldn't have shown the Talmud as true. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you all are going to actually pay 6 million, you goddamn greedy faker. I will teach the ways of the truth all around the world and they will open their eyes to this blatant non-sense and this horrible induced white guilt infused to their souls. You're all insane, killers.

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    Aldo C
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    It's really cool how Obama actually did this. He's the coolest president I swear.

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    Pooti McBooti
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    three hundred kill

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    Useless Spectator
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

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    Naruto Uzumaki
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    how long did this take ?

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    Gabriel Oddou
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    gg wp

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    Mathyu
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    How did this not go viral

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    Sir Craigie
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    this is art

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    Богдан Меньчик
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    I can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that's just with my bare pants

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    Evan Lahey
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    This looks like it took a fuck ton of time. gj

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    Syndrome
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Just made it 420 likes, you're welcome

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    CaptainSkelebones
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    i find it really hard that you couldnt find a clip of obama saying al qaeda

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    Lamby Games
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    400 likes

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    Chris O
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    I just love Obama. Really, this is great.

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    Another Crow
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Osama Bin Laden: gg ez
    Obama: cue vid

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    Jared Dawson
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    SHIT

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    Rich Piana's %5 Investment Fund
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    1:08 bare pants xD

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    1xavi2
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

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    Quaker_Oats
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Semper-fi!!!

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    The Freemankiller
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    You know i can kill you in more ways?

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    TehPyyRo
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    This must have taken too long.

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    Neenjah Rammus
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    You seem to have a lot of free time on your hands. But this was pretty funny.

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    crqf2010ruler
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Fake and gay

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    Stephen Ball
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    How about a version where you bleep out the swear words so the editing doesn't have to be so choppy?

    Just a thought.

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    Hiram López
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

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    Jalen Harvell
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    This is not funny you little bitch. I hope you kill yourself while I drink your blood. I'll fucking kill you little bitch

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    FPS PRO
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    this is the best video i've ever fucking seen

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    Captain Bamboozle
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little goyim? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harvard, and I've been involved in numerous secret pyramid schemes in the USA, and I have over 300 million dollars. I am trained in economics and I'm the top jew in the entire society of intellectual hebrews. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will bankrupt you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bankers across the USA and your bank account is being drained right now so you better prepare for the eviction, maggot. The eviction that kicks out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You're fucking broke, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can extort money from you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my holocaust stories. Not only am I extensively trained in ripping you off, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the JIDF and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable trolling off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking goyim tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the unreasonable price of 10% above market value, you goddamn idiot. I will overprice items all around you and you will drown in them. Oy vey, kiddo.

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    A E S T H E T I C
    July 7, 2018 at 7:11 am

    Cunt

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